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♥ Monday, September 22, 2008

> > A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that, in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

> > 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
> > 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
> > So, a student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

> > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun

> > Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la Computadora'), because:
> > 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
> > 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
> > 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval;
> > 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

> >> > (THIS GETS BETTER!)
> > The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
> > 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
> > 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
> > 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem;
> > 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

> > The women won.

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